Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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