you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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