if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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