We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
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