Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
is that a dick in a sweater?
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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