who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I'm really busy with my period
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