just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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