why didn't you poke me back
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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