I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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