i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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