? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
either way he was missing a nipple.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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