That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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