would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
How external is "for external use only"?
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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