There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
