He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
you win again, gameday.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Randomize
