there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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