last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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