So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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