Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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