Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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