Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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