Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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