so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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