That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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