we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
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