so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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