I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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