i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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