me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
