Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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