Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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