so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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