I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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