I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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