whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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