Have you finally orgasmed yet?
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I'm at about main and main street
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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