What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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