Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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