I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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