pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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