Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
I don't think brook has ever known best
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
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