Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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