suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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