i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
is that a dick in a sweater?
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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