I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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