And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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