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i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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