Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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