Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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