Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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