Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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