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he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
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