maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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