I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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